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 12.11.2017
I am standing with my wife, waiting for the electric car on the platform. In the pocket, the sausages remained, decided to feed the pigeon. I throw a little, I see somebody throwing seeds. I raise my eyes - there is a cute girl and smiles to me, I also smiled to her in response. And the wife came closer, I feel her unhappy look, and, not ceasing to smile to the girl, slightly turned and said to the wife, "If, you are my sister," but it came out louder than planned. Smashed all three. It is shaken))
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