bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 32 - ]
 14.11.2017
Recently, two weeks ago, a not the most pleasant story happened to my girlfriend.

She married a year ago. With eyes opened by happiness. Then she lived with her, not suffering from home. She studied at the university (we were group members), he worked not know who, but they had enough. Such a pleasant, calm life. I don’t even remember they were fighting.

The words of a friend.

The action takes place two weeks ago.

Senya, a colleague, told me yesterday that I was no longer the one I was before. That family life ruins my beautiful young body and I am a baby. I didn't even take into account at first, he loves the ugliness just to say so, and then thought. The truth is, the dance has gone, the load is little, you have to take care of yourself. I found a complex of a-la slimness on the Internet for 5 minutes a day and started. There you need to do the plank several times, from which I have because of the carpet (which, by the way, my husband's aunt gave to the wedding) on the elbows of the rombi are printed. Then I go to work in a shirt. is ugly. Who knew I would be able to do such a service?

I did it a little and forgot about it.

After a while, I get up at home, and a neighbor comes down to meet me. I tell her, say, when you get the money back (I borrowed 500 rubles for two days, and more than a month has passed).

She stood up, but I insisted, and we went home to her. When she took off her jacket, I almost stumbled. Fucks on the rubies. Fucking rubies from our blanket.

What fucking thing did she go down to her floor? I could hardly wait until she gave the money, the bullet escaped. I get up, and there is a man in one of the cowards, he said, shake up, sweet.

I passed, split, I say, go and shake the carpet, or dust. He complained, but he went. As I walked, I picked up the pieces and put them in the entrance. At the top of the note, who was fucking on this carpet, let it fall. He did not even argue. I filed for divorce.

by PS. And for those 500 rubles I bought a beer to Sen, a colleague. Without him, I would have lived with a cowboy.
Eng

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna