Namedny went to his neighborhood for a beer. In the shorts. This is an important explanation, because they were such classic summer shorts, almost without pockets. For now, the weather allows. I held the money in hand.

Going deep into the store and picking up the goods from the shelf, I hastened to the box office. As I approached the vendor, I heard a cry:

by Paasport.

I am in summer shorts. I did not have my passport with me. Where is he? In general, I tried to connect all my charm and asked to sell me the product without a document. A short exchange of replies – in no one. I went back and put the beer on the shelf. But that day I was determined – and wanted to repeat the manoeuvre, but already with a passport.

After a while, I go back to the same store and take the same beer from the same shelf. I approached the box with the same seller. And... the seller breaks the goods just like that. Without questions. No of Criminals.

Why didn’t you ask me for a passport?

- Young man, you were not there for 15 minutes - it is clear that you went for a passport.

This country cannot be defeated.