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 15.11.2017
We go shopping with my wife. We have come to the tomatoes, and for those we need, there are no valuables. Everyone around came out - no sellers, no valuers. I take the tomato in a joke, show it to the surveillance camera and say as clearly as possible, “What is the price?“”
Within a couple of seconds, a loud communication to the entire store clearly whispered with a voice: "119 rubles 99 copies."
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2017-11-14/#917182
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