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 15.11.2017
Just happened. A call from an unknown number. Next I am I, D is a girl.



D is Takayotakoitovich.

I am yes.

D - You are concerned about the SB HouseFinance Bank (a well-known microfinance bank). Could you tell me FIU?



I remember a body that a few months ago tried to get into our organization as a guard, but was in the first two hours of the internship thrown out for theft. FIO’s body was very unusual, so I remembered.



I - He tried to get to work with us, but he was thrown out the first day, because he was unclean on his hand.

D - He indicated your phone as a second contact.

I – He deceived you. I have nothing to do with him.

D – He indicated your number.

I... Have you checked? Called to me?

D is OK. He does not respond to calls. Give him information.

I – Yes of course. It will cost 10,000 rubles.

D in the sense? How is it?

You ask me to do you a favor. To find a stranger to me and pass on information from you. I am ready. It will cost 10,000 rubles.

D – He indicated your number.

I - We have already talked about it. He deceived you.

D – Give him...

I am 10,000 rubles.



He dropped the phone.



They called again twice in the course of half an hour (by voice others). They were very upset by my mercantilism.
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