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 15.11.2017
5 years ago, I met a cute girl, and direct love at first sight. Here we meet for a month, I went somehow to the store with a red bird for food. I browse past the rows and notice my girlfriend with some man in the years, I approach closer, I understand from the conversation that it is her father. I decided to meet, I approached, a whole girlfriend in the cheek, but from surprise, I froze, tightly holding her hand to her father. He immediately said to me, “Hello Maxim,” and I with the unintelligent face, “I am not Maxim, I am Oleg.” The man thoughtfully - it is strange to me, my daughter said now we will buy products and go to my boyfriend Maxim...
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