The cat would say

>> Are you talking about cats? They are ugly ever-burning and abhorrent evil creatures! rotting sofas and wallpaper animals.I am sure they are the associates of Satan whom he created that would at least somehow delight the human race.

The human race is much worse. Cats at least don’t try to cover up with “high goals” and “hard past” by doing ugliness. People salt themselves well, Satan has nothing to do with it. Cats make this life a little more acceptable.