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 20.11.2017
When I was 10 years old, I fell in love with a classmate. He wiped out a board instead of me, carried flowers sprinkled from the school bowl, followed me everywhere, accompanied me home... One summer my mom forced me to drive a duck to the river, and we had a lot of ducks, 20 pieces. I get closer to the river and I see there my fisherman – fishing my knight, has already caught a full bucket of fish. And then my ducks also discover this appetizing buzz, crash from place, throw on it and in a couple of seconds weave all the fish...

My fiancé was in shock. He lowered his head, took the empty cage and ran home in tears. It did not fit me anymore.
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