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 20.11.2017
The typical survivor mistake

The unsterilized cat lived 18 happy years, died quietly from old age without tormenting. And yes, supporters of expensive super-useful foods, fed home food and also with her stomach nothing happened.

My neighbor Vasily cheats the waterman of good 50 years, smokes two packs of the cheapest and stinking chicken a day, and from the sport he respects only the litball and the run for the muddy morning. At the same time, from illnesses, except for a crushing headache, at seventy-five years old! And for the bottle in general, the Superman mode includes, dragging the piano, furniture and building materials to the ninth floor without rest and even a mat. Let us all live like Vasya, because it is obvious that his lifestyle is the most correct and healthy.
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