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 22.02.2009
A friend told me.
In the evening, it is dark, there are gentle guys standing - drinking beer. A man passes by—a small, small, almost old man. One bitch is suitable for him.
Are there no cigarettes?
He gave him a loud voice:
Nnet, I do not smoke.
And the puzzles?
The man turns - the kaiaak will give him a fist! Bydlan (healthy and was) - flies two meters away.
The man turned to the boys, and with the same thin voice:
I do not smoke, but I have my puddles with me forever.

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