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 23.02.2009
Yesterday on the way home, I went to the store and bought fresh strawberries. I think -

Fire at dinner. At home, I found that the pain was no gram. I call my mother.

For the consultation:

But mother, what do I do? I bought a stone, I wanted to burn, but at home there was no pain.

No panic sweaters... Manko panic can’t do that.

Will it give? I don’t like the foil...



A long pause.



You will never get married!!! to
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