It was somewhere 5 years ago. I worked in a large manufacturing company as a designer. And one day the head of the design department calls me to me.

Andrei, this is the case, my nephew got a diploma. I want to make it a designer here, but there are no free places.

I mean, am I talking about it?

Let’s do everything beautiful. I give you money in the amount of 5 salaries, and you write a statement on your own.

No, no, I’ll be looking for a new job.

As you know, I wanted something good.



I don’t think I can get fired anyway, but I can do it. So I decided to turn on the dictionary when I talked to him.

and.

Time goes by, like all the puppets. Then he calls the boss to himself. As usual, I turn on the dictionary.

You are working on this project, right?

I. Yes

The tubes must be released from here.

I. But then they will cross with other tubes.

There are changes in the project. The pipes will also go on another trajectory.



I do drawings. Production does work. And when they begin to collect all this at the object, it turns out that the pipes have yet to cross with other pipes and now need to be reworked.

The boss calls to himself.

N. You probably already know that the object of Nihua is not going to be

I. Of course I know. And in general, you gave the task to rework with a new track, my fault is not here.

N. (Does the guy make a surprise face?) You are confusing. This is your coat. The drawings you released. But I still want to help you. My proposal is still in force. I am about dismissal on my own. Otherwise, I will punish you for breaking the deadline and you will be fined.

I. I will think



I go out and think how I did not immediately understand his insidious plan. He should have given me a written assignment, not words. With the dictionary may not run, but still nothing to lose and I decide to go to the director. I explain to him the whole situation, I include a recording from the phone (his voice is peculiar, you can't confuse it with anyone). The director is shocked by all this. He promises to find out.

Two days later, my boss runs into the office.

You and hate. I am human to you, and you are so hateful.

In the sense?

Did you go to the director? You know I can be fired! Will you pay the loans for me?

Aaaah, I understand it all! I have nothing to add. I will not cry for you.



Eventually he was fired. And I was put on VRI, which I was very pleased with. Eventually, he became a permanent boss. Colleagues were just in a deep shock, nobody knew that such things were happening here. And then I was called Lenin, the type of coup committed.