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 01.12.2017
Independence

I forgot what we had with her before the wedding.
p.s Do not forget!

It was a good, turbulent, saturated life, once that could have been forgotten!
Someone reminded me of a joke about two twin girls:
A guy in a bar took two twins, drank them, and brought them home. I decided to do the first. Then he broke up and saw that the entire ass was occupied by a huge tattoo – a spider. No, he cut it off to the second. And the second on the chest tattoo is a dragon. I started to love her, and then the first said, "I see you have a trombone in the corner, I can blow it! Walk to! And here he spares one, and the whole other dudes on a trombone. A month later, his sisters pass by his house. One asks, “Can we go in and see that guy?” Do you think he still remembers us?? to

p.s Although, of course, the cat with the lamp of the author clearly lacks! and ;)

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