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 01.12.2017
The landings and Siberia. The words of Betty. I can confuse my ancestors.

Beginning of the 90s. He comes to a friend, and he inspires the elderly son with a belt of thought through the back seat. The natural question is why. The answer, said, caught on the theft of the car and had to give the owner on the lap, so that the application did not carry to the police.
Your grandfather was a Gypsies, right? Did your grandfather go to clean snow in Siberia for stealing colloquial horses? Your grandfather in the war was awarded a medal for sleeping... depriving the Germans of a combat motorized wheel unit with shells and dropping it from the surrounding! Have you spent three years in your youth for theft of tires? I don’t know what you want from your own heir.

I know both of the heroes personally. and :)
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