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 02.12.2017
XXX: He went into accounting and received his 0.3 engineering salary per month.
XXX: It turned out that, by a strange conjunction of circumstances, the NIH pays me exactly the amount of money that would be enough for me to have a luncheon at the nearest shaurman for a month.
YYY: But only for lunch.
XXX: Accordingly, a full-time engineer can have breakfast, lunch and dinner.
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