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 24.02.2009
Six signs after the tail.



The owner of the apartment shows two masters his project of laying a cave on the

The kitchen. On one of the walls there is a certain axis from which on both sides of the tiles

It should be "rombo", that is, at an angle of 45 degrees. Nothing new

And the original. But there is one “but”.



The project itself is carefully painted on two large glued sheets in

The cell. Distances to the left and right of the axis are indicated in centimeters.

Accuracy of up to six signs. Approximately so – 154,571094

See also 198,026475 I write with a ball pen, that is, absolutely

and consciously. The main idea is that the plywood to both

the corner approached the thief in the thief, without cutting, beautifully uppered

with their untouched virgin ends in the corners of the walls. This is:

;◊◊◊◊◊◊◊◊◊◊◊◊&I



When the employer left, confused by such accuracy, the work began.

literally illustrate the tiles in real conditions, putting in

A series of experiments. Neither left nor right. No is

The last tile was placed without a cut, and that was a fact. Left for

The last tile was about one centimeter missing, on the right - about

of two. Changed tiles, changed crosses for seams, all measured.

several different roulette, drawn calculations and schemes all

We found clean paper and walls in the apartment. Not the last one enters.

Tile, if the corner is not opened, even if it is crushed.



Everything was explained simply. A wise, precise and demanding master

very clearly calculated the diagonal of the tile, applying the all-known theorem

of Pythagoras. He used a calculator and obtained hypotenuse, taking

The square root is the sum of the squares of the catets. Then multiplied by

the number of tiles and added 2 mm (sewing between tiles). and carefully

Repeat the obtained result. But... yes yes! As you have guessed,

I forgot the poor man that this same seam between the tiles, being inclined under

45 degrees is also getting wider, as he also appears

The hypothesis.



The Conclusion. Don’t make the task absurd, especially if it’s

There are false sources.



Musketeer
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