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 04.12.2017
My good friend, Max, divorced his wife a couple of months ago. I could not withstand her constant jealousy and scandals with beating dishes. Well, the guy is prominent, educated, stylish. Yes, and the wife (the former) is not offended by appearance and intelligence, but on the ground of jealousy, the roof crashed at her.

And then the scandal, the divorce, the collection of suitcases, and she moves. In five years of living together in his apartment, of course, the neighbors were already all familiar. But here the neighbor, on the contrary, became generally like a native sister. for each other’s holidays. And just sit down, and if Max is on a business trip, then with a bottle of wine gradually flowing into vodka - so in general, a nice thing to spend together.

Shortly before the events of the move, Max's cousin, Light, returned from studying with Peter. He left the apartment and began to live peacefully.

Recently, Max was sent on a week trip, and he called Light with a request: "Light, let me live a week? Fish should be fed. And the castle has not changed yet, suddenly the former will come, so that nothing excessive will be taken." Said is done. Yes, light and not against living in brotherly horms.

Day three passed. Lightning comes out of the apartment, closes the door... Woke up after a while from the bumping on the face of the ambulance brigade. Pushovik cut off, sick wildly, and on the forehead with a marker a little so "Pushovik" is written...

The sick old man went upstairs and called an ambulance. Then I had to call the police. I called Max and he came back that night.

My first thought was about my ex-wife. But they are familiar with Light, and it is unlikely. We overlooked all possible options. But the police decided to visit his wife first. Everything was decided there.

The neighborhood girlfriend. At the first appearance of the Lightning (she was not acquainted with her) sounded an alarm and immediately made a check call. “You’re just beyond the threshold, and he’s already out – he gave the keys to his new grandmother! He is already sleeping on your bed. In your place! “...

As a result, it was decided that the neighbor will ask what lady there is and will make a photo of a new "passion". It is not about divorcing. Another divorce scandal. Well, and the neighbor decided to take the initiative and shouted out of the apartment of Svetka on the balde of the swabras. And then she cut her pantyhose, wrote on her face, went to the store and went with wine to Max's ex-wife, telling how she punished the mistress.

As a result, a complaint was made for causing heavy bodily damage. The light is shaking.

The neighbor said, “I’m sorry. I didn’t know she was a sister. I hit to hit. What am I to blame for? I defended my friend’s honor. I do not admit guilt!”
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