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 24.02.2009

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And if Bruce Willis was in the cheese advertisement...

Picture: around the explosions, the skyscrapers collapse, the terrorists rape the elderly women in every suburb, and the young girls are taken into slavery, in all the news full of pepets... and here sits such a blessed Bruce on a sun lounge, eats a bowl and groans "mmm...Danissimo...and let the whole world wait".

and...

Forget the EPT! They will take!
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