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 06.12.2017
XXX: The first day of moisture in the lounge
In the morning of the second day, the sores appeared and the throat broke. But that did not stop me on my way to work. By the evening, I was taken home from work in a half-blind state.
By the evening of the third day the temperature slept and finally came a pleasant healthy sleep.
By the evening of the fourth day, the body said "no" to this healing sleep and demanded a restorative night's drink.
On the morning of the fifth day, the body gained strength for a new twist of disease and the temperature again rose to 38.7.
On the morning of the sixth day the restorative nocturnal dojo of the fourth day made himself felt by sitting for one and a half hours on the throne of Faians.
On the seventh day I woke up at lunch as if nothing had happened.
In the end, the question is, what was it – a cold or flu? The flu usually lives for a week and then disappears. If he was, why were the slugs on their knees?

YYY: Judging by the style of your narrative, you just tried to resemble the Creator and create a new world within yourself. But, like most initiatives without proper information support - all your initiatives are just pro.r.li!
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