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 25.02.2009
xxx: Regarding the fish, by the way, I didn't tell you how we lived in our apartment, in the bathroom, in a thick bowl?
YYY: *ROFL* Who is it? not eat!
That is the fish!
xxx: I tell you - in a fish store, in the market began to sell live fish. My dad loves to eat fresh fish. He bought this pollen, brought home, the fish is still alive, in the package shakes.
xxx: Well, we are all, the ichthyologists foolish, let her in the bath, she’s like killing!)) Okay, she is alive.
No one in the family was washing for 3 days. There lived a bulldozer. We even tried to feed him. Then Dad got it, he got it, and on the bowl. The day probably no one talked to Daddy, let alone that there was Tolu! He almost became my friend! :D
Ahahaha, you are burning!

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