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 12.12.2017
How different things — when I call the guarantee master in case of a breakdown of the refrigerator (by his wish), and when a man comes to me without my wish, pathetically saying that I must show him the refrigerator, because he put his soul in it!"
"Why is it so important to you? Stop immediately, he is uncomfortable here. Why do you have such cheap products in it??? I want to replace it immediately! Avoid children from entering the kitchen, they’re getting dirty! And the old grandmother here has nothing to do, something I doubt her adequacy. Oh no, I gave it to you, I should have been better looking for a family. Okay, I’ll come back tomorrow and see if it’s all right!"
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