Once drawing a card in one bank, the code word entered "parallelepid". In vain, it was necessary to have a "square", because no more operators can pull. It took some time to learn the information about early closure, to unsubscribe from calls, etc. Every call to the operator (O) is just a torment. One of them:

I: Allo, I am Ivan Ivanovich, 1. 01. the 01. the I want to know about [...]

A: It is well. Please indicate the code word.

I: Paralleled

Sorry, the code word is not correct. Try to remember another.

I am: Paral-le-Piped

A: (Self dictated by myself) Paralypiped not suitable

I am Lee.

A: Paralympic

I: Le Le

A: It did not fit. One of L?

I : three!

A: It did not fit. At the end of the word what...

Please look at Yandex.

(Hard breathing for 20 seconds)

A: It is right. ...