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 14.12.2017
Electronic transactions in our company are approximately as follows:
1st In the actual system of the El. document circulation comes to me the order. I log in, read, note in the column "introduction".
2nd The secretary of the director makes the dispatch of this order by mail - 19 MB with all applications.
Three The Deputy Director, who has received an order from the Secretary in the same mail as me, sends this order to me with the instruction to read it. and 19 meters.
4 is The head of the department responsible for executing the order sends me an order. and 19 meters.
5 is The engineer of the department directly responsible for the task sends me an order. and 19 meters.
6 is The colleague notices inaccuracies in the second appendix to the order.
7 is The corrected version of the order is placed in our electronic documentation system. Repeat p.1
8 is The Secretary makes a newsletter by mail with the topic "correction in the appendix". There is, of course, a complete order. of 19 meters.
9 is The Deputy Director and the head of the department responsible for the execution also know how to use the mail, so I get another 38 meters.
10 is To facilitate the task, please contact the engineer of the application department in Excel format. I receive an email with the required files and, in any case, a corrected order. 19 meters of his mother.
P.S The mailbox is 400 meters. So we live.
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