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 21.12.2017
(about sex in the car) And at the MKAD, by the way, we were lighted by a patrol car >:( And the lights in the car flashed >:( >:( Also стыдобищщщщааааа)))))
But my partner himself was a mint, so he did not hurry to get stuck, waited until I brought myself in order, opened the window without hurry, smoked, waited until the mint came to him and poured his certificate under his nose. The young patrolman was extremely upset: put, he says, the next time the xiva on the glass and do not distract people from work
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