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 22.12.2017
At the enterprise in the sanatorium of the workers' dorm was made a full P. It was not too early, except in the tanks. In the shower was not better, although there was no shit, but dirt was enough, even hand washers were with twisted cranes and sprayed mirrors. The cleaner, the lady in the years, did not cope either physically or morally with this star.

Decided - placed the commander with the duties of the cleaner. the man. Over the course of a week, he pulled out the communal, including this chopped sandwich. Should everyone be happy? The commander is not happy. He is not greeted by the hand, in the dining room does not sit at the same table with him, even to stand to smoke some demonstrably refused. You clean your hands, not your companion. Yes, and in the toilet began to throw the paper used directly on the floor, squeeze past it is just the law.

How to decide? To argue / argue? This has already happened, it needs to be a tougher method, and one day a bathroom lock and a schedule of work appeared on the doors of the bathroom. 1 hour in the morning and 2 hours in the evening. It is not tolerated - the territory of the enterprise is full of individual wooden cabins, the nearest is 200 meters away. They tried to upset, but the commander stood on the side of the commander.

and all. Now from the morning in the bathroom is built a row with towels, toothbrushes. Visiting the toilet is regulated, if, according to the turn, you have been sitting on a white friend for too long, then you will be reminded of a couple of tenderness and knocking on the door. What is most important? If someone sees that the previous well there, gently speaking, left behind a dirty toilet room, then hell you will be released until you put it in order, and even without the participation of the commander.

In short, the power of the one who has the key to the toilet.
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