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 02.01.2018
Cats are very talented actors. One wakes up at six in the morning – the cat wakes up at five to feed it. The second to work at nine, the cat wakes up at seven, runs hungry crying to the empty bowl, tires the huge begging dishes-eyes and convulsively opening the pink mouthpiece to issue a compressed, barely heard grief cry. Three and a half kilos turned into six, but the show continues.
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