The following events take place in every Russian family before the New Year:
The wife tells her husband to buy a New Year’s garland.
- the husband claims that the old, last year's will agree;
- get old, checked, does not work;
The husband claims that for a real man to repair them is a matter of five minutes.
Repairs will last all day;
With the screams of "Chinese fucking", guirlandes fly to the garbage.
The man goes to the market and buys the same shit from the Chinese.