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 08.01.2018
Sam258: Two views on one situation:
WOMAN - when I have these days, my husband takes the cream and massages my legs with the cream...how good he is!
When a wife has trouble, I take cream and lubricate her legs. After that, I go to the kitchen for the computer and can quietly boil, because with such a amount of cream on my legs it is unlikely to come there and burn me...what I am fine )))
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