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 13.01.2018
I stand with my wife's brother on the street, we talk, he prints a pack of cigarettes, smokes.

From where to where on the side to us intentionally moves a man of the boomerang-alcoholic type.

Next dialogue: (M is a man, B is a brother)

M: Let me smoke, addressing my brother.

B: No question, hold, stretch the cigarette.

M: Can I have two?

B: Please extend the second.

Q: Do you give me one more for later?

B: It extends the third silence.

The man thanks, turns to where he came from, takes a step, but returns with the words:

M: Let me leave you these three cigarettes, and you give me the whole pack?! to
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