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 13.01.2018
Yesterday I lost 15 thousand in the bar, apparently dropped out of my pocket when I paid for a cocktail, I noticed my disappearance in the morning, first saddened, and then remembered the story that happened to me in my student years.



Being in the first year of university, a friend and I decided to go to a bar, of course, there was a lot of money, but I really wanted to walk.

The plan was this: We buy a bottle of vodka, hide it in the bushes near the club, and periodically go out to catch up. In the middle of the night we met the girls there, as gentlemen we needed to feed them with anything, but as you already realized to feed them was nothing, the exit was one, exchanging phones and leaving the club until the girls ate that we were ordinary poor students. At the exit my gaze fell to the floor and there lay 4500 rubles I bowed the type of tie the wires picked up the money, and this was probably the best day of my student life) Immediately took the table, alcohol, ladies entertained, and at the end of this beautiful evening we fell such-the same beautiful truffles)



And then I remembered that story and all the pity for my loss of yesterday disappeared.

I hope that yesterday some student found that money and rested as coolly as I once rested.)
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