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 15.01.2018
No, I’m not a white man at all... frankly, I’m lazy and don’t consider myself a good housewife. I have an unattainable ideal – my friend. She is yes! Cooking cocktails or teftels with antagonists, no purchased peelings, only hands of personally made farce. Every week she washes the windows, removes all the cabinets and cabinets, washes the legs at the tables and chairs, dusts and washes the floors every day, and how she hangs the underwear!!! By color, length and density of the fabric is selected. Her dishes are always shining and whispering on the touch...and the preparations!?50 kg of fermented cabbage, twisted until 5 am - the norm of life. She has two sons, sometimes I wonder with horror, where will she find a bride to also, or at least approximately, lead the house!?!? to
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