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 15.01.2018
The army takes a year.
Pregnancy and decree - at least two.
Army rise at seven.
The child wakes up five times a night.
In the army food from the dining room.
In the decree - from what milk more, and then just had time for the baby to get up.
The army has heavy physical labor.
With the child is the same.
There are dismissals in the army.
You can’t leave the baby for half a day.

I went to the army once and forgot.
With children it is different.
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