I work with Sysadmin.
And they all got, at the call, the same answer:"I did not press it myself..."
Well, I forced everybody to make applications for me: I went to the computer, turned it on, started it and so on.
My job went to Hurricane! No request is delayed and arrived within 5 minutes. made and free.

So... calls the general and says:"What did you do with the applications"?
And I said to him, “No one is hanging; I do everything right now!”
He:-"It’s good, I praise it!"...by the way, I don’t have a laptop on, look here.
I:-" Write a Request!!" and

He found a laptop without a battery and he forgot to turn on the network!