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 20.01.2018
Don’t joke about modest food. When I was studying in honey (there is no part-time and busy from morning to morning, if you are studying) then for breakfast I had a crust of bread with a bowl of meat baby purple, for lunch a crust of bread, for dinner two cooked potatoes. Cats have three mintains a week. I wanted to eat all the time. And when we counted on the physiology of nutrition diets and similar lobes, I was producing fewer calories than the concentration camp. It is not funny. and low. Years have passed, everything is fine, I earn a decent income. And if I don't eat, my hands will shake, don't give god, whoever will sharpen my cookie - I will be hysterical.
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