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 22.01.2018
XXX: I am in vain. There was a case last week. I sleep calmly, and suddenly I wake up from a loud curtain. Immediately I realized that it was me.
XXX: The door knocks on the back. I lie down and I am upset: "Shit, how uncomfortable, and the man was weakly nervous."
XXX: In the morning he, of course, did not hold back: "You so sweetly snorted at night, and then broke and silenced." He went to the kitchen! I didn’t want to wake up, you see.
XXX: I can still be red now.
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