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 24.01.2018
– Masha, tell me, which men do you think are the most beautiful?
High light-haired athletes, just like Apollo in the museum.
Are these people sexually attracted?
- No, they are exciting quite others, this is like the vendor of oranges Ashot from our market, who just has hair not growing from under his nails, this is the most sexy, and Apollo is BEAUTIFUL.
and clearly. And tell me, Masha, what is this under your side such a small, splinter and bald writes a second dissertation?
And this is Vasya, don’t touch him, I love you.
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