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 26.01.2018
What kind of hype? My parents are always at work, my grandmother and grandfather have enough business, I read books from 2 years old, everything is quiet. I am 3. A sister appeared. Washing, laundry and vanity. I am 8. Friends, buildings, a lake, a forest... A compulsory attribute is a sister without whom you will not be allowed to walk. I scratch the bonus for everything in a row because she’s small and can’t lie. I am 15. A friend with a boy, the sister tosses immediately. At the age of 20, I learned not to hate her. And now even friends, because we live in different cities and see very rarely. You say five...
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