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 27.01.2018
Fantasy with fantasies.

Well, the board is anonymous, but the fantasy still needs to be moderated :) They read from 2 years old, handcuffs. They go to school from 5 years old. Nothing that this can be done, only by passing through a bunch of commissions... however, that this is me - crazy ovulations, shaking letters - developers over the baby, seven verses is not a circle.

She learned to read at the age of about three, in any orientation of the text (on the side, “up” with her legs), poems of the type “What is good and what is bad” and “Fedorino горе” with large fragments of one and a half – the father was so entertained. He wanted to send me to school at the age of five, but they didn’t accept it – as if it was physically hard. I think, in fact, for another reason - if you want and have a proper understanding, you can also teach a rabbit to smoke, but he will not become a underdog. What is confirmed by the fact that I never became Sophia Kovalevskaya or Marie Curie, and I have a average life (which, however, I am satisfied with). So I think all this phallometry is meaningless.
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