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 28.01.2018
<Calendula> I want him to pay attention to me, but I don’t know how to approach.

Do as I do, always be in the field of sight, bend your elbows under 90 degrees, blink non-synchronously and scratch with one eye.

<Calendula> I can’t cut with one eye.

<Royal > Yours> Yes? %&j with him, cut two.
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