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 30.01.2018
Wife (G) husband (M) in chat
We no longer have a toaster.
M: What did you do to him?
He swallowed on me...I drowned him.
M: Didn’t the current hit you?
There was a discharge not of electricity, but like a spark.
Q: Did you remove it from the router before you threw it into the water?
No... I scared him with a rosette.
OK, I’ll come to see.
I wasn’t cooking, I just had a dishwasher with water.
M: You are a good guy! When was it removed? Or is he swimming there?
I immediately picked it up and pulled it out. Overall, it’s not very wet, but it doesn’t work anymore!
M:- "young man" twice First, the electrical device under tension thrown into the water, and then got it, without disconnecting from electricity! You are lucky to me! Nothing has shortened?
No – no! Electricity was not cut. If I say that there was an iron fork there, how many times have I been lucky today?
M: It is hard to count! )) What did you say to him that he hurt you so much?
The red black bread did not give me.
M is good! ...Suppose...you’ve wrapped a fork in him trying to ‘take away’ that sweater from him? He didn’t want to give, and that’s why you bought him.
Yes... Yes!
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