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 01.02.2018
I bought a house. The elderly neighbors (husband and wife) brought instructions for accommodation. Children do not run (shyem), construction works do not lead (noise), the car do not heat (gases), do not fry (scars, smoke), the antenna grounded with a screened cable (from lightning) and many more items. For non-compliance with points - enmity. I told him what I was going to do to the Gypsies. No greetings anymore.
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