I walk around Berlin and a local "enlightened" approaches me and with a familiar such an accent says:
Touch the true knowledge, read the Bhagavad-gita. Absolutely free!
I love to read, and this is such a great book for free:
– Let’s, I say, my Revelation, I’ll get acquainted tonight.
Of course, it turns out that the book is free, but a voluntary donation would not hinder:
As much as you have in your pocket, give it.
As you wish.
I lean into my pocket, solemnly take out two rubles from there, and, having taken the book, I go to sunset. On my back in Russian:
You and Python!