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 02.02.2018
XXX: daughter of the year 1. 5 I asked her where she came from.

X: I told her that it was from my life. Where is the stomach from? Dad put a cage there. The child cried and was satisfied with the answer. passed 1. 5 years. The daughter came from the kindergarten and said that not all the children in the group came from my mother’s belly. Here, for example, Yarika was bought in a children's store, and Nastya peeled out of an egg. And after an hour in the parental room, it started: why tell your child such details? ! to ? to You can’t say “everything” about cabbage or store – come up with something, not cells in your stomach.
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