The story of the lover reminded me.

A man lived with his family. And then one day a new neighbor comes to him and says, “I love your wife, I can’t live without her and she without me too. No claims, children will be adopted, housing and material provision - I am the owner of factories, factories and steam ships." I don’t remember if there were broken cheeks or other unpleasant events before and after the divorce, but six months after the wedding there was a re-encounter.

The young man says: take your king back, she is dumb, does not work, Instagrams all day, flirts with all the men, does not know how to cook, does not look after the children and has divorced at home. The man listened to him and said to bring the children, my children - I will take, and deal with this foolishness yourself. How did you meet her at all?! to
- Yes, you understand, I just moved here and did not hire a housewife yet, and here the smell of such from your apartment borst came, well, I asked for guests like a new neighbor - let's get to know, and what is it in your pot.

The ex-husband cried out of laughter. In this house, he said, I always cooked.