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 05.02.2018
faderer: and again I remember the old car from one of the forums about the "what is convenient";

Parking car under the window. Before leaving, I take it off the car. As I dress up and go down, everything is warm. Just clean the snow. It is comfortable!

A car in a underground garage. I’m in the elevator and don’t have to clean the snow. the village. He warmed for a minute and went. It is comfortable!

A car in a garage attached to the kitchen in a private house. I woke up, went for breakfast, went into the garage in shoes, took the car that would warm up the salon and you are already in a warm car. This is comfortable.

You do not understand anything.
Comfortable - it woke up in no hurry, the palace to the bed brings you a fresh newspaper and coffee with a light breakfast, after saying "There the manager with the report came. Let it take in an hour or not today?". This is really comfortable. The rest is vanity.
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