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 08.02.2018
My husband is a lover of kitchen equipment. There is nothing in the house! Sometimes he feeds his colleagues with the fact that he is especially good at cooking. Interested the girl. One of them asked for an aerosol and a yogurt for a while to figure out if she needed to buy it. Two weeks later I received a SMS:
Dear Victor Alekseevich! I tried cooking meat in your miracle technique. Now I have a new airgrill. I tried to make yogurt – now I have a new yogurt box and a lot of yogurt pots in the refrigerator. Therefore, I persuasively ask you under no circumstances, no matter how I ask you, not to rent me a self-propelled apparatus."
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