How drivers struggle: 1. There are only three rehearsals left! 2nd You have to play like you have a little drunk and do not rush. Three Look with one eye at the party and with two at me. 4 is You are so familiarly playing it all as if you were drinking with Prokofiev personally! 5 is I will tell you now what the notes are, you will be very surprised. 6 is This is not a symphony orchestra for you, you will not hide in the crowd here, you must play clean! 7 is Guys, it’s a bunch of sounds, not an approach of enemy aircraft! 8 is And if someone has played false, the main thing is to have time to look at the neighbor with reproach. 9 is Do not get stuck in your own talent! 10 is Number the tactics, or the eyes may shift, and the numbers - not! 11 is Come home and do it so that the whole family can play it. The female choir. Sing with your brain. Thirteen This work you should have absorbed with the teacher’s milk! 14 is Mendelssohn should play without the Mendelssohn. 15 is Remove your manicure from the griff! 16 is Stop watching in the decoult of the flautist, there are no notes, your party on the pipit! 17th You have to hate each other so much to play like that.