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 10.02.2018
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1st The Anatomy. The main function is carried by the spinal brain. By them he thinks he is responsible for controlling the body, and, by the way, flight. The brain is responsible for vision, hearing, speech, breathing fire and eating. Therefore, if Gorinych has one or two heads cut off, then he can continue to function properly, and if all - then there is a problem. As an alternative, the headless Hornych simply pretends to be dead. There is a hypothesis that different heads are responsible for expressing different emotions, they develop different mimic wrinkles, and there is the impression that the character of the heads is different. The heads can mimic the conduct of a conversation, misleading a likely opponent.
2nd The business. a) money from the family of the girl who wants to profitably / soon marry. b) money from the hero candidate, looking for his wife, for the slide in the third round with smoke and thunder. The head cut is paid separately.
Three And how does it turn out that the girls retain a presentable appearance until rescue? They should be fed, drunk and allowed to wash. It turns out that Hornych does not work alone. The likely partner is Baba-Yaga. And so that the business goes, so that rescuers continue to wash the kidnapped girls, it makes sense to keep them a little at home, to improve manners, teach them to run the farm and so on. Somewhere, by logic of things, Gorinych contains an entire pension. Was it not related to the foundation?
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