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 11.02.2018
Today I discovered the cause of a leak under the washing machine, about which my husband was drinking for two months. The joint of the tube with the knee was detached. Clamped with a hermetic, wrapped with a fumen.
And he? Standing and watching. I gave the knives. It is good to be an elephant 2 meters tall and weighing 120 kg. He just doesn’t get under the washing...The next time I’ll choose a man smaller...
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