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 05.03.2009
Order of one soldier:

Study of the "modern" battle.
The enemy must be known in the face, so as not to accidentally crash his own. Every battle begins with a greeting.
Characteristics of this shit.
The battle is where dohuya ducks try to break each other, and the most important ducks sit in the bushes and crack. Stumbling to death, they go to a neutral city, meet in a nightclub and begin to whistle vodka and remember how everything was. Fights are different. Depending on where the main dwarfs are hiding.
If in the bushes, it means fighting on land. If in the clouds on some corn tree - it is air.
If on the underwater conserve bank - the battle of the sea.
Types of Mordor:
1st An offensive is when a crowd of people, having dared, rushed forward.
2nd Defensive is when another, less flattered crowd, embarrassed by such greed, tries to defend itself.
The victory depends on the extent of the crowd.
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